FILM REVIEW ARCHIVE
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Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023)
"Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.” And at night, they try to kill you. Can you survive?
Moonrise Kingdom
Two social outcasts fall in love and run away to their own private paradise. Romance, teenage fantasy, and hilarity ensue in full Wes Anderson glory.
A Christmas Story Christmas
Ralphie Parker is back in this sequel to the holiday classic, A Christmas Story. No Red Ryder BB guns this time but plenty of holiday laughs. Don’t shoot your eye out!
Thanksgiving (2023)
Happy Thanksgiving! Dinner is served! Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, blood, and guts! Be thankful you’re not the victim!
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
Oh bother! Pooh and Piglet have become bloodthirsty killers in this horror adaptation of a beloved children’s icon. Oh d-d-d-dear!
Metropolis (2001)
Welcome to Metropolis. Robots and technology have evolved. But humanity is still far behind.
The Banana Splits Movie
It’s the Banana Splits! Making up a mess of fun! Lot’s of death for everyone! Tra-la-la.
Strange Magic
Fairies, romance, and love potions! Get ready to sing along and find the magic in this world of fantasy.
Gran Turismo
The incredible true story of Jann Mardenborough’s journey from 19-year-old sim racer to professional race car driver.
The Dinosaur Project
In the 2010s, a British expedition was lost trying to search for cryptids. Their tapes were recovered and compiled into one film. This is their story.
The Last Voyage of the Demeter
In 1897, the Demeter left for London carrying unknown cargo. But something went wrong and this ended up being their final voyage. But what exactly happened?
Holmes & Watson (2018)
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are back as Holmes and Watson trying to stop the evil Professor Moriarty. But are they really the best pair to solve a mystery?
Dennis the Menace (1993)
Hey, Mr. Wilson! Dennis the Menace comes to the big screen to annoy his friends and family.
Slender Man (2018)
It’s Slender Man! Everybody, hide your children! And don’t summon him, whatever you do!