FILM REVIEW ARCHIVE
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The Dinosaur Project
In the 2010s, a British expedition was lost trying to search for cryptids. Their tapes were recovered and compiled into one film. This is their story.
The Last Voyage of the Demeter
In 1897, the Demeter left for London carrying unknown cargo. But something went wrong and this ended up being their final voyage. But what exactly happened?
Holmes & Watson (2018)
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are back as Holmes and Watson trying to stop the evil Professor Moriarty. But are they really the best pair to solve a mystery?
Dennis the Menace (1993)
Hey, Mr. Wilson! Dennis the Menace comes to the big screen to annoy his friends and family.
Slender Man (2018)
It’s Slender Man! Everybody, hide your children! And don’t summon him, whatever you do!
The Invisible Man (2020)
Is he behind you? Is he in front of you? Is he even in the same room? You’ll never know.
My Best Friend’s Exorcism
Best friends. You’ll have play dates, go to the movies, get in trouble, and have fun. But what happens when one gets possessed by a demon? Then what do you do?
The Blue Lagoon
Stuck on deserted island with the girl you love. What will happen? Romance, that’s what.
Let Me In (2010)
A bullied boy falls in love with a centuries-old vampire. And no, this isn’t Twilight.
I Know Who Killed Me
I’m blue, da ba dee, da ba da. And I’m apparently a stripper with a mental link to my sister as well.
The Disaster Artist
Oh hi, it’s a real Hollywood movie! One that details the making of The Room, considered to be one of the worst films of all time. Don’t let it tear you apart!
Music (2021)
Music. A movie about a girl named…Music. But does it hit all the right notes?
Escape from Tomorrow
A movie secretly filmed at Disney. Conspiracies, cat-flu, emu meat, princesses, and a ride you really don’t want to go on.
North (1994)
A young boy feels neglected by his parents and decides to travel the world in search of better ones. But does he really need new parents at all?
Spring Breakers
Spring Break forever! Four girls travel to Florida, wind up in trouble, and meet a mysterious man named Alien who introduces them to his life of crime.